Shake rattle and roll

its still wet and windy, human took our link with the outside world for feeding yesterday, so we made our own entertainment,games such as munch up paperwork,chew some woodwork, throw hay on the floor ( really good one that ) and shouting for our food, even though we were fed a couple of hours ago ! Today we played the head stuck in the railings joke, human falls for it every time. And now its so windy the cats are in and hiding in the straw loft the lights are flickering so there may be a power c.....

It's still

windy, human is doing inside jobs today , we have nice clean anf fluffy beds, and just to get him exited we eat some of it as he moans whats wrong with the haylage, great, he falls for it every time . Oh and we wait to see if one of the girls comes back in heat... if she does I get the blame, and get lucky, if not its more kids on the way , at least human hasnt mentioned the AI words

Spoke too soon

" the wind has dropped" Ha ha !  with a sudden blast doors and widows were banging the roof was shaking and we all took cover as human rushed round fixing down anything not on a lead rope .
It got stonger and stronger and noisier and louder that I have ever heard before , the the light went out and the little people in the box went quiet Human is going about with his light on a stick thing  and wishing us good night ,
GOOD NIGHT who the heck is he kidding ?? and then the inter-web-net-top-book needs feeding and goes to sleep. the cats join us , well in body at least. it was a looooong night.

the light came back on just as it was getting light out side, time for a sleep.......

Silence

is golden, the wind has dropped  and human says its too damp and cold to go out, HELLO what about this thick wooly coat I have on Doh ! still the sun is shining and were going fo the carrot sack when he's gone in doors

Winter warning

the talking box with the little people is speaking about gales and snow coming soon, woohooo! extra bedding extra feed and extra grumpy human ! The roof is clattering in the wind and its getting stronger. time to lean over and steal a bit more cabbage.

Carrotts

Mmmmm  we have a treat to day, human has been digging up carrots, I'm 100% sure they are for us , after all they are just in reach as are the cabbages,so thoughtful.

Where's our tea ?

this is just not good enough, I'm outraged ! Human has been away all day, the talking box with little people in it is quiet, the cats have dissapeared and the only excitement we have is the redbreast bird raking about by the feed bins and cheeping in disgust at the lack of pickings . Back to sleep then

Ar'nt Mondays are great

Human has fed,watered and made our beds , Ahhhhhh  back to bed as the metal horse rumbles up the driveway giving us a  few hours peaceful cudding and teasing the cats , maybe a snooze or two.
Its a hard life.

All together now,

BAAAAAAA ! and again BAAAAAAA !  ha ha that'll learn him, old groggy head better get a move on , its sunny and we want to go out NOW, BAAAAAAAA . silly sod should have kept off the falling over juice last night, common girls nice and loud now BAAAAAAA ! 
  Here he comes Awwww head sore ? never mind   BAAAAAA ! 

And dont forget us this time ..............

Oh now he

remembers, yes its dark and the sun went to bed a while ago, JUST LIKE WE SHOULD HAVE silly human has just remmbered us out in the paddock. We heard him coming , just in time to get out of the shelter where we were cuddled up together and run to the gate and put on "the" look. Sucker falls for it and there a bit extra in the feed bucket. Daft bugger.

The battery is an

issue , human tends to leave the book-net-top-book on and then the thing needs feeding from the teat of the adaptor plug thing, why oh why oh why cant he put it in hedgehog mode , then as it hibernates it wont need feeding so much.
No more news on the AI front, maybe a flash in the pan , goodness knows what the next big idea will be.

Should have read the

instructions, after the shock and horror of the AI procedures on the world-net-web-wide-inter thing I failed to read all of the available information ( just like male humans dont read instructions !)
The thing that didnt cross my mind untill this morning was where do the raw ingredients required for insemination come from, well I know that , but  what I mean is how do they get it ? and , oooh err , I've just had a thought......

Gather round Ladies

t'was a damp dark november evening , the sort of night that goblins and elves are abroad , was that something moving in the shadows ? was that a low moan or just the wind ? is that a werewolf howling at the full moon , or nextdoors dog.............  Now  I'll tell you a story of such horror , depravity and  fearsome practices, a story handed down over the generations  a story  left to me by our human on his top-net-book-web , here look at these pictures and see the words that describe

                                                ARTIFICIAL INSEMINATION

Dont have nightmares now....

Be afraid.....

having liberated the top-net-book-lap and joy of joys still fed and working I was somewhat shocked by humans interwebnet surfing history. He's been looking at ,and I hang my head in a mixture of shame/horror and embarrasment

                                            ARTIFICIAL INSEMINATION !!!!!!  

hows a billy goat to feel after that ?
I havent told the girls , yet.

Beyond a joke

I have spent all of yesterday stretching and contorting myself in an attempt to get the top-book-net-lap off the stupid shelf that just a bit too far out of reach, I mean I can just touch it with my tounge but as it has no suckers like an octopuss I end up trying to lick it off the shelf, stareing and willing it off the shelf ,useless !!Wheres a cat when you need one.........

Dont Panic !

A lesurely breakfast, a nice stretch, sip of water and a sniff of the girlies. What more could a billy want?
But wait , human has departed for the morning leaving us to get upto goat mischief . Nothing is loose and breakable, sides of the pens are to hight to jump just no scope to cause havoc, and worst of all .... human has taken the lap-book-net-top with him, damm.

I spy with my little eye..........
Animal vegatable or mineral.....
the games goats play when bored, we did consider charades but that would just be acting the goat.

What a boring day

its been one of those days ,dull , damp and down right boring. Human has gone out in the metal horse the cats are taking liberties with the milk buckets, and worse of all the box of little people making music is silent.
Cudding is relaxing, I am soooo chilled out I may just fall asleeeee.........

I'm ready and

waiting for the call to the mobile shed,I've splashed it all over and smell just great , bring on the girls.Come on human hurry up!
After all the doings to the metal horse I thought I was off to see the ladies, but no, the the thing is off to the car vet, probably needs a jab or its feet trimming.

The shorter days

seem to concentrate the activities, human has been running about cutting trees,getting bitten by the fence that bites, at last and doing things to the metal horse he calls car (  strange name )  I suspect I may be off to see more girlies.Meanwhile us goats have been bravely grazing in the autum sunshine and watching the chickens, well someone has to do it, oh well time to turn in and push this book-net-top-lap accross the table a bit , after all the cats are getting the blame for making it mucky !

Frosty mornings

so tired after yesterday playing in the sun, but happy goats . reluctantly we were led back to the goat shed, and slept the sleep of cats ! This morning is all white with the frost, brrr and No we will stay in bed , for a while at least un till the sun is out again

Oh what a beautiful

morning, the sun is out ,no wind and were all out to the field in a moment, I can see human checking the fence that bites back, go on touch it, you know we want you too, go on, its so funny when you do ....

What the blue

blazes is going on ??  Human keeps coming in and looking at and us muttering "damm fireworks" why ? yes there are loud bangs in the distance, but lets face it when our human is welding , metal working,cutting wood with the orange noisy bee,cussing, playing the box with people in it making music ( they must be very small ) and, SINGING   does he worry about us then? Nooooooo
Now I'm going back to sleep, again

Wow !

where did yesterday go ? I'll tell you where the top-book-note-lap was no well and needed feeding , and human said he's busy. Still a good day doing my duty as a stud goat and a day of rest out in the sunshine today no girls to play with though

Fog

what an awful damp day, the fog gets in every where, soaking in to the skin,cold and damp, i cant thing of anything worse, Poor poor human (ha ha). Still warm and snug in the shed. I love work and can watch it all day. especialy when human is on the muck heap. oh well lights out night night

Humans up early

Good grief ! he's up early, it still dark the rain is dinging down, the wind is shaking the shed and I'm oh so comfey in my nice warn bed with hay to hoof, breakfast just delivered and loverly girls for company, so just what is this "work" he speaks of ?

The mobile shed

Woo hoo as special treat, Ive been out to day, human put on his red skin suit that he wears when he works and leads me out to the mobile shed thats fixed to the back of the car, this can only mean one thing, More girls!!  yes its a have it away day !!  yeppee  quick more parfume de goat

Shhhhh

Its very quiet here in the goat shed ,human must still be in his pen, the girls still asleep and the top-lap-book-net said it was hibernating, just what is going on ?? is it national lie in day, human better pull his finger out as we all need feeding, give it half an hour then I start the dawn chourus with the girls !

I Love my Human

I gave him a nice rub this morning, share the love I say and it took a while for him to realise the odour de goat was me, but he did let me have my wicked way, a couple of times. All the girls are shouting I'm loving this and its been a sunny day to, what more could I want in life

I'm a babe magnet

Who needs the lynx effect, my own brand of scent  has the girls all fired up this morning , I am the goat of goats the girls are getting exited and to cap it all I'm going to share my special scent with the human when he comes in to feed us , I presume it will make him more attractive to the girlies in his work ,Ha ha ha .

Looks like a good day ahead, so many wagging tails