or so it seems , loud explosions, bright flashes and the smell of gunpowder, yes it's Guy Fawkes night and every one is celebrating by letting off fireworks and having big fires with an effigy on the top.
Human has told us all about it ( as he did last year, and the year before ) and told us not to be frightened.
Fool.
Now Mr Fawkes and his mates went to blow up the government but they got caught, he failed, so why is everyone celebrating a failure ?
I'll tell you why, its because we are British and that's what we do.
So says Human....
In the meantime we will continue to look scared every time he comes in to check on us ,oh and accept the " calming " apples he has in his pocket !
NO WAY. YOU'RE BRITISH (I thought you were American...)
ReplyDeleteI'M KIND OF BRITISH. WELL, MY MOM IS.
HOLY UNICORN POOP.
Well to be precise ,Scottish, Och Aye !
ReplyDeleteI've heard of America..........
Eric
Alas! I am very near America, living in Canada! We are large by land area but small by population (About 30 million humans, unknown amount of goats). The rumors about us only drinking maple syrup is untrue!
DeleteI understand from Human that America is to Canada what Mexico is to America !
ReplyDeleteLike Scotland a large land area and few people, but as you well know its the quality not the quantity of the population that matters, maple syrup Mmmmmmmmm . So I'm told.
Eric
And Canadians are much better than the 'Mericans!!!! I think my uncle lives in Scotland... but maybe he moved to Wales
DeleteAnd maple syrup is nasty unless it's the right sweetness!!!!
Delete" And Canadians are much better than the 'Mericans!!!! " oh so true Lizzy.
ReplyDeleteEric
Target is an American store that is coming to Canada. They may take our Zellers', but they can't take our pride!
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